What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?